Originally Posted on April 27, 2012: I don't much care for football, and I couldn't care less about basketball, but baseball, that's another story. It's pre-season and I'm lounging on the couch, enjoying a NY Yankee's game, wishing you were here. We could have fun in between innings, or better yet, for each strike the NYY throw, you rub my feet for one minute and for every run scored, you get a blow job. Hopefully there will be a lot of foot rubs and blow jobs going on during this game. That would definitely make for an interesting game, don't you think?